Archive for July, 2009

Not Up For It

I haven’t been posting much here because I find myself very saddened by the recent level of public discourse about ANY topic.

Everyone is so strident, so over-the-top, so completely sure that their position is the right position and everyone else is stupid and going to cause life as we know it to come to a crashing stop.

Of course, I feel that way about my opinions too.  I feel very strongly about things like health care, racism, gay marriage, corporate bailouts.  Will posting that opinion on my blog or facebook change anyone’s mind?  Probably not… no more than other people posting their opinions can change my mind.

The news… sigh… the news.  Is it even possible to find a non-biased news source now?

So while I started a few blogs on some topics recently, I just found myself petering out… then not posting because, hey – hasn’t this all already been said?  Has it changed anything?  Or are we all just going to sit around screaming at each other for the next decade.

SO…  Maybe the best thing for me would be to stop thinking about it, and get back to just using this blog for what it was meant to be – a mindless detailing use useless minutia and trivia about my life!!!

I present for your amusement…

An Alphabetical list of food I love

A – Apples (especially in PIE form)

B  – Bacon  (because, hey – BACON!)

C – CAKE!!!!!!

D -Donuts

E – Eggs

F – French Fries

G -Goldfish Crackers

H -Hot Dogs (I prefer the veggie kind)

I -Instant Grits (I was not born in the south, so I am not ashamed of this) Must add butter.

J -Jello Rice Pudding – Creme Brulee Flavor

K -Kozy Shack (Pudding is a theme)

L -Lettuce (a good salad is sometimes the very best thing)

M -Mayonnaise

N -Nuggets  (I confess to a shameful liking for McDonalds chicken nuggets dipped in honey – so good!)

O -Oatmeal – almost every day, people!

P -Potatoes (mashed, lyonaissed, au gratin, you name it)

Q -Q’s (Suzy)  (ok, any Hostess, Little Debbie, Dolly Madison, etc. product)

R -Rice Cakes – White cheddar flavor!

S -String Cheese

T -Turkey, sliced  (R, S, and T are what I eat for lunch every day)

U -Undercooked Beef (Steaks should still b saying “moo” when I eat them)

V -Vanilla Ice Cream

W -Wood Roasted Mushrooms (OK, ANY mushrooms)

X – Xtra Cheese

Y -Yogurt (whipped!)

Z -ZCake  (OK, Cake doesn’t start with a Z, but I thought the list needed more cake.  This is french cake, like “I vill haf ze cake!”)

That turned out to be harder than I thought.   In some instances, I was forced to just go with “food I will eat, but not necessary love” – I’m looking at you, goldfish crackers (and, strangely, donuts)

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Breathe In, Breathe Out

OK, so I was severely annoyed, and I posted about it.  But I guess this isn’t 100% anonymous, and I didn’t want to come up against someone at work coming back to it, so I took it down.

BUT I AM STILL ANNOYED!!!

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Q: How many squats is too many?

A: 104

Ow.

I participated in a “fitness assessment” on Monday.

Most of it was not bad.  But one of the items was “squats to failure”

I didn’t get to the “failure” point.  I stopped at 104, because I finally had sense enough to ask if I was supposed to actually fall down, or if it was just “hey, I’d really like to not do this anymore”.

And now I hurt.

I find solace in the fact that I am not the only roller girl who is hobbling around today having done WAY TOO MANY squats.

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You Cannot Fool Me By Calling it “Dessert”

Look.  I KNOW what dessert is.

You cannot send me a link to an article and say it’s about low-cal desserts, and then start off with “Greek Yogurt and Oranges”

That is not dessert.  That is fruit.  Possibly breakfast.  Maybe a healthy snack.

NOT DESSERT.

I do not see the words “cake”, “cookie”, “ice cream”, “sugary goodness”, or “pudding” in that title.

I’m not saying that greek yogurt with oranges might not be tasty if you are into that kind of thing.  But if I am hankering for a low-cal dessert, and you give me an orange… I am not going to be happy with you.

Fruit and dessert only go together if they involve pie crust and / or cream.

I don’t mind low-cal desserts.  Make them with fake sugar.  Make them with fake fat.  Make them small to reduce the calories.  But you cannot hand me a banana and tell me I am supposed to satisfy the dessert craving with that.

I WILL NOT BE TRICKED!!!!

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Truth and Blogging

Sometimes I will go to a blog or a site that I have been reading for a while, and I will read a story that, I don’t know, just doesn’t exactly ring true.

Like – no way in hell that really happened, or happened like that.

When I read a post like that, it really makes me call into question the entire history of the blog.

I mean, I know this is the internet, and we are all anonymous, and nothing really HAS to be true, and even though I talk about my life and post pictures of myself playing roller derby, for all you know, I am really a 93 year old gay man living in Korea.

But still, when I get invested in a “person” on a blog, but then I read something that makes me really question whether they are just making it all up, well, it just is kinda like finding out all that candy wasn’t really left by a mutant magic bunny, and all just came from the store.

The blog reading experience is never really quite the same once the likelihood that it’s fiction raises its head.

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Nothing to see here…

No, really, I mean it.

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I am, therefore I am

So a while back, I stumbled upon the website of a certain Kate Harding (http://kateharding.net/)  – and –  don’t judge what’s up there today as what’s usually there, because it’s usually WAY better than this post about her wedding.

Anywho… This site – Shapely Prose – is part of what is referred to by those in it as “The Fat-o-Sphere” … part of the movement for “Fat acceptance” or what I think of as – “leave me the hell alone and stop telling me I need to meet your ridiculous cultural standards of what it means to be female and beautiful”

It’s unabashedly feminist.

It’s unapologetically fat.

It’s calling out marketers, fashion designers, doctors, media pundits, and all the other people out there who tell us that we have to make ourselves crazy tring to be what they tell us to be, and showing them where they can stick it.

I love it. 

And it’s really gotten me to thinking about how I feel about myself, and why I think I need to obsess over the fact that my own body is kinda floppy here and saggy there, and maybe a little flat in other places where the media tells me things ought to stick further out.

Who am I trying to please when I poke at my belly and wish it was some other shape than what it is?  Me?  Would a flat tummy make me any happier to be me?  Or should I just say… hey.  This is what my stomach looks like.  Yes… I have floppy arms.  Stick it, Cosmo… I refuse your judgement… I refuse your message.

Now – I am not planning on chucking my current level of exercise and food consumption.  While I am truly embracing the notion that people ought to be as fat or thin or tattooed, whatever, as they wanna be… I do feel better at the size I am now, and I think that being able to walk up the stairs without gasping for breath is worth not having burgers and chicken strips on a regular basis… but I am re-examining WHY I am willing to continue to eat salads and turkey and rice cakes and vegetables (and, of course, the occasional giant piece of cake with ice cream).   I want to make sure that I am doing this for myself… and not for some mythical goal of acceptance by a world that, frankly, I really ought not care what it thinks, anyway.

Seeing these sites with these truly beautiful (and, yes, fat) women who like themselves just fine the way they are, thank you… I like it.

Go here and look at these women.  They do not meet the standard definition of beauty. But they clearly do not care. 

(not safe for work iffn someone can see your screen probably)

http://www.leonardnimoyphotography.com/7body.htm  (yes, THAT Leonard Nimoy – he’s a photographer – who knew?)

But here’s one that’s SFW…

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Ain’t Nature Cute?

Pictures from back where the bird and squirrel feeders sit.

Squirrel Drinking

Squirrel Perching

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