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Happy New Year!

Posted in Uncategorized by noceleryplease on February 7, 2008

Chinese New Year, to be specific.

Welcome to the year of the Rat!  (Which, in the Chinese Zodiac is a GOOD thing!)

I am a tiger, myself, so the internet tells me.

Tigers may not be the king of the jungle, but these striped cats are no softies! Magnetic and self-possessed, Tigers are born leaders. They have an air of authority that prompts others to fall in line, which is exactly how they like it. Although they are magnetically charming and fun to be around, Tigers like to go it alone sometimes too. A Tiger’s main interest is in following its ambitions — and maintaining control.

Tigers are courageous beyond compare and generally come out ahead in battle, be it in the boardroom or the bedroom. Seduction is one area where the Tiger is definitely king! Noble and warm-hearted, Tigers have a natural, raw appeal that’s extremely attractive to other Signs. They’re not just about attraction, though; ever on the side of right, Tigers will fight the good fight to the bitter end if the cause is worthy. Opponents are wise to fear this feline.

A bit of caution is a good thing around Tigers, since they can pounce without warning. They experience mood swings and often feel things more intensely than others, the latter quality being both good and bad. They can react poorly under stress and are prone to emotional outbursts. This Sign’s bristling sensitivity can send friend and foe running for cover.

A lesson that Tigers would be well-served to learn is moderation in all things. Once these cats can find their center and direct their considerable energies toward worthwhile endeavors (as opposed to racing through life), they will accomplish much.

This actually sounds nothing like me at all – I wonder if I was born in the wrong year?

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6 Responses to 'Happy New Year!'

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  1. ifswallowed said,

    I am a rat. I hope that means this will be a good year….

  2. Dawn said,

    I am a dragon under their zodiac & let me tell you, I am *nothing* like what they say my traits should be either. Not even close.

  3. tiff said,

    I’m also a Tiger, and the description DOES sound like me, mood swings and all.

    Rawr!

    Or something.

    HNY 2 U 2!

  4. Ron said,

    LOL I’m a cock…. or should I say rooster? Well, I sure some people think I’m a dick 🙂

  5. Deborah said,

    A Rat. Some attributes fit, some do not. Just like the Sun Signs.

    Happy Happy Joy Joy!

  6. Utenzi said,

    Somehow I missed noticing that it’s Chinese New Year. Odd considering that I work with over a dozen Chinese folk. I guess I’d better pay more attention…


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