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What do you get a 95 Year Old Woman for her birthday?

Posted in Uncategorized by noceleryplease on July 31, 2008

Seriously, I have no idea.


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  1. Ron said,

    Ummmm…. some sexy lingerie and maybe some tickets to a male review… Just a thought.

  2. Tracy Lynn said,

    Gift basket of snacks, dude. My grandmas love them.

  3. renn said,

    I’m with TL on this one.

  4. Yep, the seniors love candy and fruit.

  5. starheart said,

    Jawbreakers?: )

  6. 95 year old man said,

    NOW I know what to give my wife. Jawbreakers!

  7. starheart said,

    I’m sorry. My brother isn’t 95. He’s not even 15

  8. Ron said,

    Fine… Go with the giftbasket, but my idea would have been more memorable LOL!!

    • Sherry said,

      LOL, Ron I like the way you think!

  9. Kingfisher said,

    A 94 year old man.

  10. lilola97 said,

    I with Kingfisher here?!?!

  11. starheart said,

    oh, hey lily! (it’s short for lilola97, somethin’ my friends and i do) nice to see ya here. But i still think jawbreakers would be a pretty good gift.

  12. mintchip72 said,

    i would personally prefer M&M’s, but, good choice. and why the heck do you need to give a 95 year old a present? HOW OLD ARE YOU ANYWAYS? Is the 95 year old your grandma? if it is, get her some dentures. old people LOVE dentures. why else would they always use them? 8 )

  13. mintchip72 said,

    8) If you like polls, go to

  14. starheart said,

    LOL Minty! But b nice, please! 8)

  15. amber said,

    i think you should get them a nice man from the strip club!!!!! sexy!!!!!

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