We’reAll Going to STARVE!!!
The department provides breakfast on Friday mornings for the floor I work on.
I do not eat it, because it’s always tasty and extremely bad for you. But most of the folks on the floor do.
This morning it is late.
I went to the break room to get my morning cup of tea and I noticed that NOBODY is working.
They are all standing around in little knots within site of the breakroom waiting for the breakfast to arrive.
If you want to bring a major American corporation to its knees… forget about hacking the network… just stop the catering deliveries on Friday morning and see the productivity plummet!!
Update – 9:03 am
Just heard a voice call out over the cube-tops “Breakfast is here” – whew… But stay away from the breakroom for the next half hour – it’s gonna be a madhouse of starving savages!