No Celery Please – NYC Edition!

We’reAll Going to STARVE!!!

Posted in Uncategorized by noceleryplease on September 19, 2008

The department provides breakfast on Friday mornings for the floor I work on.

I do not eat it, because it’s always tasty and extremely bad for you.  But most of the folks on the floor do.

This morning it is late.

I went to the break room to get my morning cup of tea and I noticed that NOBODY is working.

They are all standing around in little knots within site of the breakroom waiting for the breakfast to arrive.

If you want to bring a major American corporation to its knees… forget about hacking the network… just stop the catering deliveries on Friday morning and see the productivity plummet!!


Update – 9:03 am

Just heard a voice call out over the cube-tops “Breakfast is here” – whew… But stay away from the breakroom for the next half hour – it’s gonna be a madhouse of starving savages!


6 Responses to 'We’reAll Going to STARVE!!!'

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  1. Ron said,

    I once witnessed an office miss the catered breakfast entirely. It was horrible! The reverted to savage beasts! The weaker cubicle occupants were slaughtered and eaten raw. There were packs of office clicks roaming about looking for anything they could kill and eat. It was a nightmare I tell you!!! But then after lunch everyone was back to normal. I even told the family I was sorry for eating their family member, but I was so darned hungry.

  2. eviltwinswife said,


  3. The Dunce said,

    Rumor has it that the catered breakfasts are what brought down Lehman Brothers…

  4. Dr. Err said,


  5. Deborah said,

    the office caters breakfast? Good Grief.

  6. db grin said,

    I’m self employed, which means if breakfast is late I can’t stand around until someone fixes it. Hmmm, now you’ve got me thinking…

    /off to find a job like yours

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