No Celery Please – NYC Edition!


LIARS!

Posted in Uncategorized by noceleryplease on April 14, 2010
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Dear Pizza Hut,

Seriously.  How can you send me an advertisement that says:

ANY PIZZA!

ANY SIZE!

ANY CRUST!

Just $10!!!

And then – RIGHT UNDER THAT – have a disclaimer that says stuffed crust is extra.

How, and on what planet, does that meet the definition of ANY CRUST!??!  Stuffed Crust IS, by definition, part of the group “ANY” crust!

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!

Sincerely,

NCP

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Handily, we have an awesome NY Style pizza place that we go to now, so I have not had to sully myself with a Pizza Hut pizza in several years.  But man, I used to LOVE to get a tasty sausage stuffed crust pizza. Not any more.  I am done with that.  Lying Bastards!

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  1. whatigotsofar said,

    Every Pizza Hut advertisement is a lie. They don’t serve pizza at all! I’ve had cardboard that was more edible than Pizza Hut “food.”

  2. Ron said,

    Those bastards!!!!!

  3. tiff said,

    You tell ’em! Shout into their mouths!

    Ew.

  4. renn said,

    I am convinced that they soak their pizza in bacon grease prior to serving/delivery. I get sick EVERY TIME I eat there. So I don’t eat there any more.

    I am a solid Papa John’s kind of girl these days.

  5. Al said,

    In general, the business community only seems to only have a nodding acquaintenance with the truth. I think they tried it once and didn’t like it.

  6. Doc Nagel said,

    Logic is hard.

  7. Deborah said,

    Thankfully, I’m not close enough to one to ever be tempted. Well, there is the KFC/mini-PH a few blocks down. But, KFC is on my for-evah *hit list. So, yeah, I’m good.

    YGG!!

  8. atchka said,

    Fuck! I was just thinking how cool it is to get stuffed crust for that cost. Those lying sacks of shit!!! We need to protest.

    Peace,
    Shannon


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